[Because no one asked for it, another short play about Dune]
Used Car Dealer on Dune II
by Tim Cronin & Matt Boudiette
Used Car Dealer:Hello sir. You know you don’t have to be a Mentat to know you’ll always find the lowest prices right here at Harry Harkonen’s Home of Bargain Used Vehicles, now how can I help you?
Customer: I’m just looking around, thanks
Used Car Dealer: I see you’re looking at this little beauty it was driven by a little old Reverend Mother of the Bene Gesserit order.
Customer: Hmmmm, yeah ya know the milage looks a little high doesn’t it?
Used Car Dealer: Well sir, what do you expect she folded space from Giedi Prime to fly it on the lot.
Customer: Shai Hulud!
Used Car Dealer:Yes sir, Shai Hulud! it is a great deal
Customer: No, No, there’s a Shai Hulud and it’s headed our way!
Used Car Dealer: Aaaiiieeee!!!