I Hate Me, part 530,817

I was out getting drinks with my wife and some friends. The bar we went to was run by a guy I was friendly with but hadn’t seen in quite awhile. He’s a fan of my band The Ribeye Brothers which is really nice and he was telling the woman he was tending bar with about the band. Our first cd is called “If I Had a Horse…”, the title is taken from a blooper reel by ABC-TV announcer Ernie Anderson (He was THE voice of ABC in the 80’s and early 90’s, he was also Ghoulardi, late night horror movie host and father of director Paul Thomas Anderson). The blooper reel is 10+ minutes of the best recorded cursing I’ve ever heard. Anyhow, he says “If I had a horse I’d buy it oats and fuck it” and we sampled it and used it on the title track which is a Link Wray-ish instrumental.
You gotta hear his band, they’re great. He has a song that he sings “If I had a horse I’d buy it oats and fuck it”
I’m mortified. My wife, my brother and my friend Sean are savoring my uncomfortableness
I…I…I..didn’t say that…or sing that…it’s a sample from a TV announcer…a blooper reel..and..
Wait…that’s not you saying “If I had a horse, I’d buy it oats and fuck it”
No…no…no..I didn’t say it…I don’t even know what it means…we thought it was funny..
The barmaid he was telling this to is looking at me with all the disgust that one would give to an admitted horse fucker and I’m verbally dancing like Ali in the ring trying not to be tagged with a bigger embarrassment punch.
No…it’s this guy… Ernie Anderson…he used to announce stuff on ABC tv in the eighties…He’s the father of Paul Thomas Anderson…the director…you know…Boogie Nights…The Master……no?….ok…so this guy….somebody made a blooper reel…of this guy…messing up his lines…and…and…
They had walked away to serve other customers and they were thoroughly unconvinced. I gave the people I was with a “what the fuck just happened” look and Sean said “I didn’t know you fucked a horse”


Ernie Anderson blooper reel from Celebrities at Their Worst (Note: LOTS of cursing)
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Sunday Music 4/5/15

Kak-Electric Sailor

This is from the the only album this California band did, it was released in 1968

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T.V. Guide Fall Preview 1980 (part 3)

The exciting conclusion (click on image to enlarge)
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T.V. Guide Fall Preview 1980 (part 2)

Here’s some more from 1980 (click on image to enlarge)tv guide 80 33tvguide 80 15

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T.V. Guide Fall Preview 1980 (part 1)

Here’s another T.V. Guide Fall Preview, 1980 (click on image to enlarge)
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I hate me, part 530,602

There was an in store performance at work (Jesse Malin)  it was loud and pretty hectic, I was a little frantic. A middle aged woman came up to the back counter

I’m looking for the album of the year…the Grammy winner, it’s the newest Jeff Beck

No, that was Beck, Morning Phase

Beck? Not Jeff Beck

No, Beck…Beck

Beck Beck?!

Nononono…I’m sorry, just Beck

Justin Beck?

Uh…no…um…Beck…one name like Cher

Ohhhhh…so not Jeff Beck

Not Jeff Beck

Hhmmmmmmm…..I’ll think about it

  Beck Beck

Sunday Music : 3/29/15

Docdail-Aere Perennius

I know nothing about this band, I found it on a great compilation Tetes Lourdes-Francais Metal De Proto Le Super Rock Serie 1970 (2005-no label). I’m pretty sure this is originally from a 1969 single.

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