Archive for September 25th, 2019

I hate me, part 862,999

Phone call, sounded like a middle aged woman:

(phone rings) Jack’s Music…

… (silence)…

Hello..Jack’s Music

…oh, I thought you said “not Jack’s Music”

Uh…no…this is Jack’s Music…answering the phone “not Jack’s Music” is kind of uh…odd …don’t you think

Ummm….well if you were somebody that…uh got a lot of wrong numbers calling you… looking for Jack’s Music, you…um…might answer the phone that way…

…ok…uh…well what can I help you with

Ummm…now I’ve forgotten…I’ll call back

Maybe this store exists somewhere