I hate me, part 850,301

Middle aged couple, looked like they were killing time waiting for a table at a nearby restaurant, they guy did all the talking.

I’m looking for a band…………

Uh huh, none of our used records are on file but it’s alphabetical in that row you’re standing by

I’m not sure if you got ‘em……..I don’t know if you know ‘em……I don’t know where to look……..

Well it’s alphabetical

DUKE JUPITER!

If we had any they’d be in D

Can you look it up?

None of our used records are on file

Found one! Yeah!….awwww, I already got this…you got the other ones….they got different covers, I think they’re white.

Yeah, I don’t know if we have any others

Dude, I need ‘em….even cassettes….but not this one (holds up the album that he didn’t want)

Yeah, sorry man, whatever’s out there

(Heavy sigh, mumbled to his wife as they were leaving)…I would have taken cassettes

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