I hate me, part 855,987
Two more
1)
Older guy with a plain cloth tote bag containing the records he was looking to sell. After we made a deal on the records, he picked up his bag,
What do you think of this bag…does it look like a ladies bag?
No, just looks like a tote bag
It doesn’t uh…make me look uh…ah….
You look like a guy who’s carrying a bag of records
No….no…that’s not what mean..uh…ah it doesn’t matter…it’s not my bag anyway…so ya‘ know…
That’s cool, it’s just a bag.
Yup, it’s just a bag…that’s not mine
2)
We got a sealed Tool-10,000 Days cd exchanged at the store with a cryptic note from the cashier on it “returned because it’s a cover band”. It seems that a father and son bought the cd and quickly brought it back and instead of saying we bought the wrong cd, can we switch it for something else. The father said he googled the album and his google search said that it wasn’t actually Tool that made 10,000 days but a cover band and couldn’t be convinced otherwise.
ugh! 
2) That guy who returned the CD seems like such a tool ……