Archive for June 28th, 2019

I hate me, part 844,915

I’m at the back counter pricing records, a well heeled older guy with two little children comes up near the counter:

Carly Simon!

…yeah? What about her?

Where’s she at?

CD’s or records?

(heavy sigh) cd’s

I show him where her section is

…ok…what do uh new cars have?…Discs?

I don’t know, I haven’t had a new car for a long time but I think you have to order a CD player special for the car, I think they’re just set up for streaming from your phone

…ok…what do I got?

…uh..I wouldn’t know, man

I got a new car…so?…

Did you order a CD player for it?

I dunno

Well, I’m not gonna know

…hmmm…guess I’m gonna have to check.

Yeah, I guess

He didn’t come back