I hate me part 732,071

Two loud talking knuckleheads seemingly altered by smoke or drink, one had a sideways baseball cap and the other had a modified ponytail/mullet:

Dude, my phone is fuckin’ slow

…yeah dude

Dude..we need that fuckin’ pizza…can we still get the pizza deal?

Dude, we gotta do it on line…an your fuckin’ phone sucks

I know it’s so fuckin’ slow…can’t we just go over there and say “we want the pizza deal” dude

No,dude it don’t work like that..we gotta do it online…an your fuckin’ phone is sooooo slow, dude.

I gotta fuckin sit down

[both sit on the stairs with a relieved “yeah”, a minute passes]

Dude…did you fuckin’ order yet?

My fuckin’ phone…C’MON!….fuck……..alright!



And off they went

    • Kjel
    • March 17th, 2017

    Folks still call each other ‘dude’? No, you’re making this up….

    • Around here “dude” is still used.

        • Kjel
        • March 28th, 2017

        I thought only the ‘ex-wives of rock’ called each other that, ha (sorry, it’s just so silly when girls call each other ‘dude’). If you never saw that show, I wouldn’t recommend going out of your way to find it.

    • Spank
    • March 21st, 2017

    I guess I gotta stop using that term then, it’s seems to be outdated?

    Dude, that sucks ……

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