I Hate Me, part 510,729

Phone call, another metal guy, a bit frantic:
Hey man…I NEED some black metal
Ok, who are you looking for?
I dunno…but it’s gotta be extreme bro…really EXTREME…you know the blackest metal…it don’t have to be European either.
Wellllll…we got a bunch of metal, some black, some not..you know it would really help if you knew what you’re looking for… you should checkout some stuff online…might give you an idea of what you’re looking for
what?…no…no bro…no…you know what I want, you know. The blackest stuff….thick…extreme…heavy and blazing thrash…blazing…you know, bro….I guess they can be Norwegian…but it’s gotta be black metal…gotta
Yeah..that doesn’t make a lot of sense. Look, go onto YouTube look for black metal, check out some some stuff, find out what you like and then go from there.
Noooo…no..I don’t trust YouTube…But you got metal, right bro?
…yeah we got metal
mmmmm…I might just come down and check it out

still waiting

    • Mike Baker
    • August 18th, 2015

    WOW. l wonder if someone was smoking a little black…… Must be gooood. The blackest l like is my coffee. Norwegian is fine, but it’s gotta be black.

    • Susan Opton
    • August 19th, 2015

    You must be a Saint. You’ve been working there for how long helping these kinds of whatevers?

    • galbacco
    • August 22nd, 2015

    You should’ve offered him some ‘slightly off brown’ metal…

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