I Hate Me, part 515,999
Old guy who brought a Norah Jones CD to the front counter but didn’t want to buy it came back in a couple of minutes later and was hassling our cashier as to why it was it wasn’t in his bag. I joined this discussion a couple of minutes later:
Where’s my Norah Jones CD
Was it new or used?
I looked through the used jazz cd’s and didn’t find it, I walked over to the new cd section.
Here’s a new copy of it
Oh, but I thought you said it was used
But this is new
I know, you must have misheard me
…you said a USED cd and this is a NEW cd
Soooo I didn’t mishear you
Ok, I think we’re done here