reprint: American Santa vs. Russian Santa

[note: I did this a couple of years ago and it fits this time of year]

American Santa Vs. Russian Santa

While going thru some of my parents’ old things, I came across a cold war era Christmas pamphlet that was distributed by the Bayonne Decency League (the BDL) entitled The American Santa Claus. Here’s an excerpt comparing the American Santa with the Russian Santa:

* The American Santa delivers toys and candy.
* The Russian Santa delivers savage beatings.

* The American Santa wears a red suit the same color as the proud red stripes of the American flag.
* The Russian Santa wears a suit stained red with the blood of innocents.

* The American Santa has friendly, patriotic reindeer pulling his sled thru the night sky.
* The Russian Santa has bloodthirsty flying wolves pulling a dilapidated prison wagon around.

* The American Santa puts toys and treats into stockings hung with care.
* The Russian Santa slops sour borscht into hollowed out peasant feet that are crudely nailed to a wall.

* The American Santa eats milk and cookies left out for him by boys and girls.
* The Russian Santa feasts on children’s dreams and drinks their frightened tears.

    • galbacco
    • December 19th, 2014

    хо -хо-хо Рождеством

    • Spank
    • December 19th, 2014

    Are you Putin me on with this re-post? Quit Stalin and write some new stuff ….. I’ll Lenin you some ideas Andropov them off at your house.

      • feedtim
      • December 20th, 2014

      Well played

    • Manuel De Jesus
    • December 19th, 2014

    Is the Bayonne Decency League still up and running?

    We surely need it now more than ever.

  1. Krampus!

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