More trouble for Led Zeppelin

By G.T. Seaver, The A&P press

The rock band Led Zeppelin has been in the news of late. With the start of a massive reissue series of their back catalog and legal problems stemming from a song writing dispute concerning their song “stairway to heaven” (a heavy staple of classic rock radio). Now more problems seem to be on the horizon for the still popular rock band as professor John Milner a musicologist at Norton University has made a shocking claim. “It appears that the band Led Zeppelin wrote none of their own songs, they are all stolen from other bands, individuals or in a small number of cases very intelligent pets”. Professor Milner goes on to say “The only song we think they might have written themselves was Hot Dog from the album In Through The Out Door”. A comprehensive list of all of Led Zeppelin’s songs and the artists that professor Milner claims to have written them will be forth coming. There has been no response from any Led Zeppelin representatives.

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  1. Only a poetic genius could write inspiring lines like “if there’s a bustle in your hedgerow don’t be alarmed now”, “has anybody seen the bridge? has anybody seen the confounded bridge?” and who could ever forget “does anybody remember laughter?”

  2. this article is inflammatory heresy.

    • Spank
    • June 4th, 2014

    I believe this is the same Professor John (insert nickname here) Milner who wrote the Led Zeppelin book “Hammer Of The Gods” ………

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