I Hate Me, Part 312,361

There’s a guy who comes in the store who has one arm. That’s not the set up for a joke, he really only has one arm. There’s another guy who looks like the one armed guy but has all his arms. The one armed guy is a nice enough guy, the two armed guy not so much. He might not be too friendly because every time I see the two armed guy I look shocked and surprised (see photo) as I briefly yet always think the one armed guy grew his missing arm back. The end.

Jesus, the one armed guy grew his arm back...nope, it's the two armed guy

Jesus, the one armed guy grew his arm back…nope, it’s the two armed guy

    • the artist formely known as Tiina
    • June 7th, 2013

    Dear god! Your face is like the definition of surprised / horrified / WTF! Well done!

    • spank
    • June 7th, 2013

    Oh, that’s just your befuddled, discombobulated “I’m watching the Mets” look.

    There’s no such thing as the one armed man Dr. Richard Kimble, you making that shit up.

      • spank
      • June 9th, 2013

      BWAHAHAHA ….. I’m right, ain’t I? That’s exactly what you looked like after yesterday’s 20 inning 2-1 loss to the Marlins …… and Harvey leaving the game with an injury is just icing on the fuckin’ cake.

      Better be careful, because you know what they say …… you keep watching the Mets and your face will get frozen like that.

    • galbacco
    • June 8th, 2013

    I like the way you said ‘all his arms’ like he has more than two. Priceless…

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