I Hate Me, Part 312,361
There’s a guy who comes in the store who has one arm. That’s not the set up for a joke, he really only has one arm. There’s another guy who looks like the one armed guy but has all his arms. The one armed guy is a nice enough guy, the two armed guy not so much. He might not be too friendly because every time I see the two armed guy I look shocked and surprised (see photo) as I briefly yet always think the one armed guy grew his missing arm back. The end.