Archive for June 7th, 2013

I Hate Me, Part 312,361

There’s a guy who comes in the store who has one arm. That’s not the set up for a joke, he really only has one arm. There’s another guy who looks like the one armed guy but has all his arms. The one armed guy is a nice enough guy, the two armed guy not so much. He might not be too friendly because every time I see the two armed guy I look shocked and surprised (see photo) as I briefly yet always think the one armed guy grew his missing arm back. The end.

Jesus, the one armed guy grew his arm back...nope, it's the two armed guy

Jesus, the one armed guy grew his arm back…nope, it’s the two armed guy