Many Extra Tales Sad (My Entire Team Sucks #10)

[a disjointed rant written after watching the Mets lose again]

Last nights fifteen inning pathetic excuse for a baseball game between the Mets and what’s left of the Marlins was one of the more painful games I’ve ever subjected myself to. Neither team wanted to win, yet both were too incompetent to lose in a timely fashion. There were more people left on base than were in the stands. Fucking brutal. To call the Mets offense anemic is at best charitable and at worst besmirching the word anemic. Matt Harvey was great to watch, even if it wasn’t a good outing for him. Blah, blah, blah, being a Mets fan is tough, boo hoo. Readers of this blog who don’t live in America have suggested I watch “Football” or Snooker or simply go fuck myself.

Much like the Mets themselves all MLB Club Cans with the Mets logo on them are flat

Much like the Mets themselves all MLB Club Cans with the Mets logo on them are flat

    • spank
    • April 30th, 2013

    I watched the whole game too (I’m sooooo tired right now).

    I said to myself “watch these fuckers blow it in the bottom of the 15th” so maybe I jinxed them …… nah, it wasn’t me, they just plain ol’ suck the big one ….. and WTF was Collins thinking intentionally walking a guy ahead of the count with 2 strikes? Way to go, genius, a clever move by half ….. just bring up Wally already, get somebody who’s gonna kick a little ass in that dugout.

    P.S. Did you catch the scene where 2 Mets were warming up in the bullpen, and Gary said “they’re stretching out” just as one of them starts pulling down hard on his jock strap? Perfect timing, and Keith let out a little giggle …… we all know what he was laughing about …… heh, heh, stretching it out, heh, heh.

    Also, how about the guy who texted Keith about midnight and told him and Gary to “keep it down, I’m trying to sleep” …… too funny, I stay with the games just to hear Keith ….. that guy’s got an opinion on everything.

    P.P.S. Know why David Wright has a stiff neck? He swallowed a Viagra and it got stuck in his throat ……..

    • spank
    • May 1st, 2013

    Seriously, I feel like Bill Fuckin’ Murray in Groundhog Day ???

    It’s deja vu all over again.

      • spank
      • May 1st, 2013

      where’s the damn edit button when you need it ….. no question marks are needed, as I edited the sentence structure and now it’s not a question anymore, and why the hell am I bothering to explain all this to you ??

      Why ?? Because I’m a idiotic Met’s fan, that’s why.

        • the artist formely known as Tiina
        • May 1st, 2013

        Awwwww…. 😉

    • the artist formely known as Tiina
    • May 1st, 2013

    Budweiswer? Here’s an ancient joke: What do having sex in a rowboat and Budweiser have in common? They’re both fucking near water.

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