Archive for January 28th, 2013

I Hate Me, Part 109,222

It had snowed a little bit a few nights ago while I was at work and it was my job to keep the walk in front of the store snow and ice free.  The snow pretty much stopped by the time we had closed, so I stayed a few minutes to give it one last cleaning. As I was finishing up, a woman scurried by and this is what I thought she said:
Woman- Been doing some sweeping?
Me- You got it.
I answered quickly to what I thought she said, by the time I realized what she really said it was too late. What she really said:
Woman- You think he’s been cheating?
Me- You got it
Aauugh! I just stepped in crazy.
Woman-I knew it!…I knew he was cheating!!
Me-NOnono..I..
Woman- YES!..you know he drops me off early….says he’s got something to do….I KNOW WHAT HE’S GOTTA DO!!…..CHEATER!!
Me-nononono….nonono..I thought you…
Woman-…He thinks he can come around after he’s been cheating!…No sir…Not me
I slowly backed into the store, locked the door, turned off the lights and waited until the coast was clear.

The weather called for light snow and a chance of crazy

The weather called for light snow and a chance of crazy