Notes From Das Boot 149

Hamburg 11/10/12
I went into the bathroom at Newark airport and was waiting on line. There was a guy at the changing station putting a diaper on his child. the kid was crying and the guy was trying to calm him down by singing “The Itsy Bitsy Spider”:
The Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the water spout
Down came the rain..and…..yeccchhhhh!. ……………….ewwww…(about 30 seconds pass)…………………jesusgoddammit …… noooo……..echhh..(another 30 seconds pass) ……………..come on…come on dammit…..ahhhlright there buddy…we got that cleaned up.

    • spank
    • November 12th, 2012

    I always hum the 1812 Overture in public bathroom stalls to cover up fart noises …. I don’t think I’m fooling anyone.

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