Storm 2

A couple more notes on the storm. Still no power.
1) I woke up this morning to the noise of a truck driving down our street. I had hoped it was a JCP&L truck (Jersey Shore Power & Light) or a gas truck but no, it was a Coors Light beer truck taking a detour/shortcut. It was like I was living a shitty version of those horrible Coors Light Silver Bullet ads. Hey asshole, no power? No Heat? How about some ice cold Coors Light, Yeeeehaaaaa! party down fuckers!
2) I was thinking that with a bit of a nudge this situation could turn into something like The Road by Cormac McCarthy. If it did, my character would be dead before the first page ended. “His tattooed skin laid in a steaming pile of his entrails, his glasses perched on top, Thank Christ that asshole is dead, he was completely useless and added nothing to our struggle but high pitched whining and uncontrolled sobs. Good riddance. And they all cheered.”

    • spank
    • November 5th, 2012

    How screwed up are my priorities ????

    I just got power in Eatontown, and what’s the first thing I do ??

    I check in at Ugh!

    Seriously, I hope everyone is OK and makes it thru this shit storm.

    Hope all is well with everybody, and remember ….. your things can be replaced, but a life can’t ……and any day above ground is a good day.

    • spank
    • November 8th, 2012

    “These are the times that try men’s souls”
    — Thomas Paine

    “Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on”
    — Me

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