I Hate Me, part 166,670 / I LIKE RECORDS 71
There’s a crazy old man who comes into the store, actually there are a lot of crazy old men who come into the store this is just about one of them. He’s there for hours and asks odd questions about books and DVD’s and ends up buying a couple of books. He could be described as eccentric by someone with a bigger heart, I’ll stay with crazy.
Old Man-Every time I come here, I gotta go to the bathroom.
[As I walked to the bathroom to unlock it for him.]
Me-(non committal grunt)
Old Man-YEAH, EVERY TIME I COME IN HERE I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM
OLD MAN-I SAID! EVERY TIME I COME INTO THIS STORE I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!!
Me-yeah, this store’ll do that to you
Me- nothin’ I was joking
Old Man-This store will make you do what?!
Me-Make you go to the bathroom.
Me-No,I was joking
Old Man-Do you really think the store makes me go to the bathroom?!
Me- No…no I don’t
Old Man- Well I gotta go bad
[we got to the bathroom and I unlocked the door for him]
Me-Alright then, have at it
Old Man- (as the door was closing) What?!