I Hate Me, part 288,092/I LIKE RECORDS 64

Older guy came in. Long coat, sandals with black socks and a newsboy cap.
Guy-I’m lookin’ for magic music…you know for when a magic trick is happening…mmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM! Classical stuff, longhair stuff.
Me-Violin? Harp?…maybe Theremin?
Me-Well we really don’t carry any magic specific music
Guy-Really? That’s odd.
Me- Are you sure it’s not a Theremin?
Guy-What’s that?
Me-It’s a small box with two antennas ..and..uh…
[And here I went all “jazz hands” playing a phantom theremin and making a “WEEEeeee OOOOOOhhhhhh WEeeee OOOoooHHHH” sound]
Guy-(taken aback) No….no…no…nothing…nothing like that…
Me- Are ya sure?
Guy- (as he was fleeing)…yes…yes I’m sure

not me and not a particularly good photo of jazz hands but you should get the point

a theremin, jazz hands don't enhance the experience

    • devildickmusic
    • April 9th, 2012

    i actually just LOL’d….

    • devildickmusic
    • April 9th, 2012

    i actually just LOL’d….!

    • spank
    • April 9th, 2012

    Ya know, next time my Dad comes into the store, you better treat him with respect …. Check under “T” in the misc. section, there’s a CD called “101 versions of ‘Ta-Dah'” …. it’s guaranteed to put your magic tricks over the top.

    Damn, what do you do all day at work, talk Met’s baseball ??

    • richard jizzlebaum iv
    • April 12th, 2012

    ditto for me tommy. tim, great post….

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