I LIKE RECORDS 63/I Hate Me, part 105,920
I was making the rounds through the store asking customers if they needed help, I got to an older couple:
Me- You guys need any help finding anything?
Man-(not looking at me) Can’t I look!?
Me-…uh…yeah…sure…look all you want…we’re open for another six hours
Lady- He’s talkin’ to me
[the lady had one unfocused eye and it was hard to tell who she was talking to]
Man-No, it’s not ok…can’t I look?
Lady-You are Looking!…always looking…(to me)..you gotta forgive me…I’m hyper
Lady-Not you, him!
Lady-Yeah…and don’t forget the store credit
Me-…what store credit?
Man-…What store credit?!
Lady-DID YOU FORGET ALREADY!
and then my head exploded