Accordion Monster

The punch clock in the store I work at is in the back of the sheet music department. Right next to the punch clock is the “Accordion Section” This book has been staring at me for over a year. How is this horribly misshapen caricature going to make me want to play “Italian Favorites for Accordion”?

    • fishbreath
    • February 3rd, 2011

    by smashing you into submission with his giant bulbous nose.

  1. that must be Retardio, Mario’s younger but much larger sibling. he suffered retardation and gigantism. this is only to be rivaled by the Albert Music Hall Bluegrass coloring book i purchased. if i can find it i will send you pics. amazingly awful.

    • Chris Burns
    • February 3rd, 2011

    Be sure to pick up the companion volume, “30 Minute Meals for Accordian.”

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