Hardships of the Chilean Miners
A&P Press, Cal Coonce
Reports are begining to surface about conditions suffered by the thirty-three Chilean miners during their two month undergound ordeal. According to the reports:
*During their time below, the only restaurant the miners had access to was a subterranean Arbys
*Cable service was “spotty at best” and most of the miners missed the premier of Boardwalk Empire.
*All of the vending machines ran out of Cool Ranch Doritos.
*The exotic dancers at the below ground gentlemens clubs “weren’t very exotic” by the fifth week.
More reports are forth coming