Archive for October 11th, 2010

5 Stages of an Unsuccessful Phone Call

Stage 1: Apprehension ( telephone rings 1-3)
-Running through imagined variations of upcoming call.

Stage 2: False Relief (rings 4-6)
-Possibility of no one answering the call and voice mail will pick up.

Stage 3: Annoyance (rings 7-10)
-When is the goddamned voice mail gonna pick up.

Stage 4: Anger (rings 11-13)
-What kind of backwards asshole doesn’t have voice mail or an answering machine

Stage 5: Rage (rings 14-15)
-Fuckin’ fuck..Aauugh! *click* (end call)