If You Squint (Mets 4)
Fifties heartthrob Fabian resembles Mets third baseman David Wright. [Fun Fact: Fabian has more clutch hits than Wright.] Although Wright had a good year at the plate, in the field D.Wright was no delight with 19 errors. What’s with that bullfighter approach to fielding grounders, yeesh, get in front of the goddamn ball.