A Message from The Pretzel Council

With a bad economy sweeping the world, professional wrestlers are more in demand than ever.  Professional wrestlers are kings of society, they eat steak frequently and they’re always looking for a new gimmick.  We at the Pretzel Council recommend using a large pretzel as a wrestling mask. Just picture it, you’re in the squared circle,  the arena is filled with thousands of boisterous wrestling fans, the ring announcer walks slowly to the center and…”Ladies and gentlemen…….EL PRETZELO !!!!!” Go ahead, live the dream, with pretzels.

Pretzels! Not Just For Eatin’


    • Jason
    • May 26th, 2010

    As an off-topic side note, the Pretzel Council would like to take this opportunity, and any opportunity, to denounce any connection and or implied endorsement to the Steely Dan album “Pretzel Logic.” We regret any grief and undue stress this may have caused to the Pretzel community at large.

    • Matt
    • May 27th, 2010

    Were any Pretzels harmed in the writing of this blog entry? Is this the same “Mascot” pretzel as in previous posts or do you have a generous soft pretzel source? Is it true that you proposed fixing the gulf disaster with giant soft pretzels?

    • klutch
    • June 2nd, 2010

    I think you are single-handedly keeping the pretzel economy afloat… unless you’ve been using the same pretzel in every shot. Then, ewwww.

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