Archive for May 2nd, 2010

At Nissan Headquarters, the day after Times Square bomb attempt

NEW YORK — Times Square returned to normal Sunday while authorities investigated a makeshift car bomb. Police are examining propane tanks, fireworks and other materials collected from the Nissan Pathfinder that began emitting smoke.

(at Nissan headquarters):

-Did you see this, a fucking car bomb in a goddamned Nissan Pathfinder, A NISSAN! Goddamn it, that’s not good publicity. Did anyone check to see if Toyota was behind this? It would be right up their goddamned alley to put a bomb in one of our cars.

-No sir, the reports are that it might have been terrorists

-Jesus, I can just hear it now “Nissan, the choice of car bombers.” Fuck!

-How about, “Nissan, terrorist tough”

-…..Just who the fuck do you work for boy?! Toyota? I mean Christ, if the bomb was in a Toyota we could say “Toyota, terrorist tested” Yes, that would be a black eye for them, but it was a bomb in a goddamn Nissan, and a Pathfinder at that. That’s one of our flagship cars, fuck!

-Well sir, at least nobody was hurt.

-Nobody hurt? Nobody hurt!? How about the brand son, the Nissan brand was hurt, that’s who was hurt……….(deep sigh)…There goes our promotion with Liam Nessson, he was gonna temporarily change his name to Liam Nissan for a sales event.  He’s probably going to back out now, with all this bad publicity……..Shit, double check to see if Toyota was behind it.

From My Collection

CHAILO-Let's Skate


LORETTA LYNN-Who Says God is Dead!

I have a lot of records, here’s a few with interesting covers:
CHAILO-Let’s Skate
This cover is so illegal on so many different levels, just look at it in awe.
JAY MARR- Jay Who?
This is a record by cruise ship comedian (and “on the street” news reporter for WPIX-TV) Jay Marr, it’s on Cruise records. The cover has Jay looking like a borscht belt kraken.
LORETTA LYNN-Who Says God is Dead!
This title of this gospel record by the queen of country bothers me. It seems grammatically incorrect. It could be read, Who Says God is Dead! Loretta Lynn (She says God is Dead), and the way she seems to be looking at the title it looks like she’s not happy with the title either.