A message from the Pretzel Council

After a long exhausting day, try a pretzel massage. Heat up a pretzel in the microwave and feel the warm dough and salt erase all the problems of your day.

a pretzel massage

    • miss Klutch
    • April 16th, 2010

    Add deli mustard for extra pore tightening action. The tingle tells you it’s working!

  1. u sure this isn’t a deleted scene from the first aliens movie where they originally go with a pretzel facehugger?

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