Drunk guy comes up to the counter and buys a DVD of Hurt Locker
Drunk-I gotta buy this fucker again, I bought one yesterday and it was a fuckin’ blueberry
Me-Do you mean Blu-Ray?
Drunk-Yeah..yeah a blueberry disc…doesn’t fuckin’ work in my player
Me-…I think you mean Blu-Ray
Drunk…what the fuck is that?…
Me-Forget it, I guess you need to get a blueberry player then.