Archive for April 8th, 2010

I Like Records 33

Drunk guy comes up to the counter and buys a DVD of Hurt Locker

Drunk-I gotta buy this fucker again, I bought one yesterday and it was a fuckin’ blueberry

Me-Do you mean Blu-Ray?

Drunk-Yeah..yeah a blueberry disc…doesn’t fuckin’ work in my player

Me-…I think you mean Blu-Ray

Drunk…what the fuck is that?…

Me-Forget it, I guess you need to get a blueberry player then.

Drunk-…fuck that…