If Marv Albert called Good Friday

“Jesus putting a move on Peter…goes to the net…and De-Nied! by Peter…Jesus who’s had a pretty hot hand dribbles left…and with a step…goes to the net..aaannd De-Nied again by Peter…Peter is on fire tonight…and he’s in Jesus’s face….Jesus….slowing things down a bit showing his full repertoire of moves…goes to the baseline….and Re-Jected by Peter…He’s denied Jesus three times…There’s the cock crow and it’s all over.”

  1. swoosh… nothing but net!

    • Matt
    • April 2nd, 2010

    The press is going to crucify him for this lackluster effort!

    • miss Klutch
    • April 2nd, 2010

    You are fucking brilliant, so help me Jesus

    • Art Buchwald
    • April 3rd, 2010

    “YES!”

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