Charles Dickens / Porn Names

It was a rotten day today, snowy and messy but since I live three blocks from work I went in. It was just me and Matt and we closed early as there was no business. While I was wasting the hours waiting to go home, I went through a pile of DVD’s in it was a copy of Dickens-A Christmas Carol (the inferior George C. Scott version) and I got to thinking about porn names from Dickens characters; Scrooge would be Screwge, Nicholas Nickleby would be Dickolas Tickleby, Rev. Chadband = Rev. Choadhand, David Copperfield = David Cockerfield or David Cop-a-feel. Hey, I didn’t say they were good porn names, just porn names. Then I started looking at a list of Dickens characters and he had a lot of porn ready names, without all the assistance.
DICKENS CHARACTERS THAT COULD BE PORN NAMES
Poll Sweedlepipe (from Martin Chuzzlewit)
Brownlow (from Oliver Twist)
Fanny Cleaver (from Our Mutual Friend)
Mr. Venus (from Our Mutual friend)
General Choke (from Martin Chuzzlewit)
Sampson Brass (from The Old (bi)Curiosity Shop)
Luke Honeythunder (from The Mystery of Edwin Drood)

    • Hands_of_Ditko
    • February 11th, 2010

    Thank you for bringing to my attention my NEW name when it comes to lovin:

    General Choke

    Holy hell this made me laugh like crazy!

    • Randy Cockburn
    • February 11th, 2010

    Just finished up production of a dickens based sexflik…”The Ghost of Christmas Yet To CUM”.

    • Morty Lambstershank
    • February 18th, 2010

    Brownlow.

  1. Lol, Tom “Gladgrind!” [Gradgrind] from Dicken’s “Hard Times” lol

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