porn names

Sitting around bored at work, it was Matt F., Matt B. and myself and we were trying to come up with interesting porn names. there was an old formula for a porn name which was the name of your pet and street where you grew up. So using that method my name would be “Lady Frontage Road”. That didn’t seem to work so here’s a couple we came up with:
Geyser Wilhelm
Drake Manroot
E.L. Fudge
Fast Eddie Felcher
Price Pfister

more to come (pun not intended)

    • john McBain
    • November 29th, 2009

    Itchie Blackwhore

    • Art Buchwald
    • November 29th, 2009

    Lady Frontage is actually a really great porn name.

    • feedtim
    • November 29th, 2009

    You’re right, Lady Frontage is a great porn name. How about Cleveland “Steamer” Amory? Itchie Blackwhore is of course the porn name for guitarist Ritchie Blackmore, or so I’ve read

    • miss Klutch
    • November 30th, 2009

    I still love your “Craven Morecock” best of all. We have a street here called Juan Tabo Blvd, which we use… “Juan Tabone”

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