My Entire Team Sucks

I like baseball and I’m a Mets fan, the two aren’t mutually exclusive. Every year the Mets find a way to break my goddamn heart. Anyhow after yesterdays unassisted game ending triple play (the first since 1927?) I was going through some fake Met headlines that Matt (from work) and I came up with. Think of these as headlines (and scenarios) from the back page of the News or the Post, I don’t think any of them have been used yet:

DON’T MESS WITH THE JOHAN- (Johan Santana plunking a batter in retaliation)

TA-TA TATIS-(Fernando Tatis gets cut or traded)

BATS IN THE PELFRY-(Mike Pelfry doing his hand licking and balking)

REMEMBER THE MAINE-(wasn’t John Maine a Mets pitcher?)

MURPHY’S FLAW-(Daniel Murphy and fielding not so perfect together)

REED ‘EM AND WEEP-(the unlikely scenario of a walk off hit by Jeremy Reed)

SANTOS CLAUS -(a game winning hit from Omir Santos, like the Papelbon home run)

  1. you need a career in journalism or, rather, journalism needs you

    • the wichita kleiman
    • August 24th, 2009

    good stuff!

    • chris burns
    • August 25th, 2009

    I always thought the weekly chat Jerry has with WFAN’s Mike Francesa should be called “MANUEL TRANSMISSIONS.”

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