The best pitcher from MARS?!
There’s a real good pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds named Johnny Cueto (pronounced Kway-toe). His last name sounds just like the freak from the Total Recall also named Kuato (kwa-toe). Here’s my question, could Kuato have survived his ordeal on Mars (in Total Recall) and come to earth changed his name slightly and reinvented himself as a major league pitcher? It’s just a thought, but a provocative one. C’mon where’s all the paranormal enthusiasts, this is right up your alley. I can’t be the only one who thinks this. I’m also convinced that badgers run the government (which they call the “gubberment”) but we’ll get into that at a later date.