To Armored Baby:It was actually the “I want to be covered in mud & be miserable “festival, sponsored by Becks Beer and Mud Brand wet dirt
To Art Buchwald: thanks for the kind words from beyond the grave. It’s not ink, it’s mud. Remember, you’re the reason for the season.
To Jim Norton: Jim, I know you have a finger on the pulse of what the youth are into and as you know “Scat” comedy is big with the kids in Switzerland right now, I was just giving the people what they want. And at the time of that blog it was shit humor. Today it’s boring responses to questions and queries.
To Neil O’Brien: We also look for the “Kraftwerk” of everyday life in Germany. Just today I was using my pocket calculator while on the autobahn, daydreaming about being the model for robotworld and instead winding up being part of the Showroom Dummies, that shitty improv group we used to belong to. Contest: find all the Kraftwerk song references in the previous snore inducing sentence, (Hint: They’re all songs by Kraftwerk)
To Mike: Looking forward to the “I Hate Me” part of the ever growing UGH! blog universe shows you have good taste. In fact 3 of the “I Hate Me” blogs are up for Imaginary Pulitzers
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