Zambrano ejected as Cubs beat Pirates
the victim
CHICAGO (AP) – Carlos Zambrano’s tantrum kept escalating. The emotional ace of the Chicago Cubs went wild, throwing a ball into the outfield, heaving his glove and then whacking a dugout drink dispenser with a bat.
[In the Dugout]
Gatorade Dispenser-“Oh for cryin’ out loud is that Zambrano freakin’ out again.”
Bag of Sunflower Seeds– “yup”
Gatorade Dispenser-“Goddamn it, maybe he’ll beat the shit out of the water cooler today, Christ I hope so.”
Water Cooler-“Fuck you, he’s gonna hit you, and here he comes.”
ZAMBRANO BEATS THE HELL OUT OF THE GATORADE DISPENSER
Gatorade Dispenser-“Ow, ow, owwww, Jesus Christ, I didn’t do nothin’, stop, owwwww. For fucks sake, knock it off.”
GATORADE DISPENSER IS NOW ON THE GROUND, GATORADE SPILLED EVERYWHERE
Gatorade Dispenser-“Fuckin’ hell, somebody pick me the fuck up. Goddamn it Carlos, calm the fuck down or hit something else, jesus.”
Bag of Sunflower Seeds-“Well…you do really want to keep that intensity, he is a great competitor.
Water Cooler-“Ya gotta like that intensity.”
Gatorade Dispenser– “Fuck you guys, you ain’t getting’ the shit beat out of you. Christ, will somebody pick me the fuck up!!”
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