A Diner for All Seasons

How many seasons?

How many seasons?

There’s a diner near where I live that until a while ago was named The Four Seasons Diner. then one day it mysteriously changed it’s name to The All-Seasons Diner.
MINUTES FROM THE FOUR SEASONS DINER OWNERS MEETING


OWNER 1
-I’ve called an emergency meeting, we have to change our name.

OWNER 2-What happened?

OWNER 1-I have a friend in the government and word is they’re going to change the number of seasons.

OWNER 3-Are you sure, that sounds kind of crazy.

OWNER 1– Oh, I’m sure. The thing is no one knows what it’s going to be changed to. It could be three seasons or it could be five.

OWNER 2- Five seasons, three seasons? Are they mad? You’re right we have to change our name.

OWNER 3– What are we gonna change it to?

OWNER 1– Let’s be safe and change it to the All Seasons Diner, that way we won’t look like idiots.

OWNER 2– You’re a wise man.

OWNER 3– I agree, so from this moment on we’ll be known as the All Seasons Diner.

    • Diner Owner
    • May 24th, 2009

    We toyed with the idea of calling it
    “A Diner for All Seasons” with a Sir Thomas More / Reformation theme, but couldn’t come up with enough ways to cook mutton. The customers also found the Tower of London decor and the images of beheadings on the menu kind of off-putting.
    We’d already ordered the letters for the sign, so we had little choice.

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