Archive for April 5th, 2009

I Like records 10

 

Frank Sinatra the horse

Frank Sinatra the horse

I’m a Douche Bag to Customers
1) As a feeble excuse, it was first thing in the morning and I was hung over. (phone call) ” Yes, do you have Frank Sinatra-The Man?” “No, we just have Frank Sinatra the horse.” “…oh…(click)”
2) As another feeble excuse, this guy was a dick. “I’m looking for quiet jazz, do you have any quiet jazz. I’m looking for some quiet jazz to work with.” “That’s pretty vague, what do you mean.” “Something quiet but jazzy, something that would fit in an operating room, ya know.” “Well I guess you don’t something too quiet, it is an operating room and…uh…”  I’m met with an unsmiling stone face but I try to continue albeit in a stammering, flop sweat manner.  “….uh…you don’t ….want something… that uh..you know…uh you…might fall asleep to.” “How about Kenny G.?” “How about that Kenny G.?”  He  leaves without buying anything.