8/14/13, somewhere in Denmark-2pm
Long drive after the Heidelberg show, 1,700 miles to Bodo, Norway for the Parken Festival. We also said goodbye to Paco our merch guy who is leaving the tour to get ready for his US tour as guitarist for Scout Niblett. If they play your town, stop by and say hi to Paco and ask him to regale you with bone chilling tales from the land of band merchandise.
8/14/13 on a boat between Denmark and Norway-10:30pm
20 hours into our trip and we’re less than halfway. I was gonna write something about lunch today when the server at a McDonalds knock-off was repeatedly stingy with the ice, but how many fucking times can I point out that Euro’s are cheap with ice (“it’s like they use it as currency“, pow, what a zinger!). I tried to finesse it into something readable. But like a big, dead, unfunny fish it just laid there and stunk, or was it the bus that stinks. It was probably both.