I Hate Me, 100,817/ I Like Records 72
Back at work, kind of crazy with Christmas. Phone call, old woman talking fast and raspy:
Me-Hello Jacks Music
Woman-All I want for Christmas is You
Me-..uh…Thank you, but I’m married
Woman-Noooo..the song and not by that Marilu McCarey
Me-Mariah Carey?
Woman-Gahhh..yes..there’s a guy Vince Vaughn Vince but a woman is singing NOT McCAREY
Me-That’s uh..Vince Vance
Woman-Yeah, Vince Vaughn and the Vancetones
Me-I think we might be out of it, let me check
Woman-Ok, I hate that Marilyn McCoo
Me-Mariah Carey?
Woman-Her too
(I look for the CD, we are out of it)
Me-I’m sorry, we’re out of it
Woman-ohhhh…ohhh you’re OUT of Vince Vaughn
Me- Yeah, no Vince Vaughn. Sorry.
Woman-I Hate how those people sing
Me-Those people?
Woman-You know, the NEW people
Me-No, I really don’t
(has there been an invasion of singing aliens that no one has told me about?)
Woman- “heavy sigh” so no Vince Vaughn, “heavy sigh”
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Vince Vaughn in his most challenging role
Gimme Vaughn …. you mean Rick Vaughn ??
Oh, dammit …… thought I was posting a single youtube clip, not the guys main page ….. hey Tim, please wipe out these posts …. thanks, and welcome back to Joisey.
No wonder the old hag was annoyed. You didn’t sound very conVINCEing.
Man, gotta love that hair! Very phallic, like a pulsating volcano of looove.
Sorry. I just… Sorry.