I Hate Me, part 159,106

I was coming out of Starbucks and a frantic guy was standing in front of Chase, he was yelling to me:
Do you know where there’s a Chase bank around here?!…CHASE!
Yeah, you’re standing right in front of it.
Instead of looking at the building and seeing that it was in fact Chase, he squinted his eyes and gave an unbelieving glare. I pointed to the bank , “Yeah… it’s right there.” Again a stare, “I’m not makin’ it up man, the bank is right there…see for yourself.” He finally looked at the bank, looked back at me, made a lemon face and walked carefully into the bank. He did it like he was expecting an elaborate hoax and the the bank would close up around him and he’d be whisked off to parts unknown. Unfortunately this didn’t happen. [click on "map" to enlarge]

    • Chris Burns
    • June 25th, 2012

    Tim, he was actually looking for the Chaise Bank, a depository of various recliners, divans and fainting couches. I think its over on Monmouth.

    • feedtim
    • June 25th, 2012

    You’re right Chris, It’s located in the “Recliner District” near the train station

    • Jason Silverio
    • June 25th, 2012

    I trust that you spelled “sidewack” purposefully, as it is apt.

    • galbacco
    • June 25th, 2012

    Just as well it’s not to scale, that mouse would’ve freaked me out…

    • spank
    • June 26th, 2012

    Is stick figure Tim* holding a steaming cup of Starfucks, or a festering, smoldering cup of bad juice from F&S ???

    *LMAO, that’s some funny shit right there, and it’s a good thing it’s not to scale, otherwise you’d be able to smack me in the back of the head here in Eatontown while you’re still in Red Bank.

    P.S. I say it’s “evil vortex”

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