I LIKE RECORDS 65
Two smaller stories:
1) Overheard in the sheet music department. “My teacher has a recurring nightmare, he’s in Cats but they won’t tell him what part so he has to try on all the costumes.”
2)Guy who comes in fairly frequently, I think he’s always a bit drunk.
Guy-hey my man, I’m lookin’ for Miiiiiiiles Davissss.
Me-sure, right over here
Guy- You know the one I want…
Me- Kind of Blue?…
Guy-Noooooo….you know…
Me-Bitches Brew?
Guy-whaaa?….no…no…it’s a …uh…JAMES BROWN!
Me-Miles Davis has a record called James Brown?
Guy-…???…No…I want James Brown the one with the hits
Me-We have his greatest hits
Guy-(looks at cd).. these ARE his greatest hits…sold.
ugh! 
Kind of Brown.
Hey, what the fuck (hiccup) is sooooo wrong with being a weeeee bit drunk all the (burrrrrp) time ??
Go suck on an AA coin, Mr. Carrie Nation …. (vomit) …. somebody pleeeeze point me in the die-wreck-shun of the nearest establishment of alcoholic libations.
Otis Campbell is my hero.