A Message from the Pretzel Council
With the recent scourge of tiny wild boars running roughshod throughout the country we at the Pretzel Council suggest setting traps for them and using large pretzels as shackles for the boars until the authorities can retrieve them and return them to their tiny boar prisons.
PRETZELS! NOT JUST FOR EATIN’
Be careful with these varmints
Carrie, nice manicure.