Major Embarrassment. Terrible Situation. (My Entire Team Sucks III)

Well It’s almost time for pitchers and catchers and the Mets are looking a little anemic. Sure they added Jason Bay and… well that’s about it. It’s hard to get excited about Gary Matthews Jr. and resigning Tatis, ugh. Anyhow here are a few more possible Mets headlines.

FOR WHOM THE BELTRAN TOLLS
(Carlos Beltran informs the Mets he wants a trade)

CAS-STEAL-O
(Louis Castillo steals home to win a game)

JACOBS BLADDER
(recently re-acquired first baseman Mike Jacobs is put on the D.L. for a urinary tract infection)

BAY OF PIGS
(Jason Bay gets into a fight at a rib joint)

GREEN TURNS RED
(pitcher Sean Green gets traded to the Reds)

NIESE AND EASY
(Jonathan Niese wins a game)

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